Days of Our Lives

Monday, November 27, 2006

The latest "Days" clips:

Celeste's dreams aren't like yours and mine.

Thanksgiving is for hooker girlfriends

"It's face transplant time!"

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Frank Nareola checks in with his report on the Playstation 3 (3:29).

The Old couple is also concerned about the PS3 (1:57).

"I didn't get a PS3" Tips 2006 (0:30).

"I didn't know the line to Paris Hilton's vagina would still be so long."


What would you do if your significant other had half their face paralyzed? (1:53)

Days of our Lives chat 1 (3:18).

Days of our Lives chat 2 (2:40).

Little brats throwing sticks and stones at cars (3:02).

I came up with a little tribal song (0:21)

One of our callers wants to know about raising a T-Rex (1:15).

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Days of our Lives

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

We haven't had the "Days" segment on the air for more than a year. For some reason, in the last couple months I've been bombarded with requests to bring it back.

Ugh.

Here's the deal: I'll watch an episode and get as many classic clips out of it that I can. Then, I'll share them one at a time for each show. If I go back to watching this show every day, that's it for me.

Enjoy.


Okay, apparently some new actor is playing Shawn, and he's with some new girl I don't recognize. Her name is "Willow." She's not as cool as the sorcerer.

Sounds like she has a reputation as a bit of a whore

Belle's not a big fan, either.

I wish they'd bring the old Belle back. She went off a year or two ago to try out a prime time role that only last five episodes or so. Where is she?

Anytime John Black speaks, hilarity ensues.

John Black and Marlena make a breakthrough. They kiss at the end. Listen for it. Then, imagine me struggling to watch it.


Looks like a good spot for Stooks to make an obscure reference to Ipecac syrup.


Oh, I forgot to mention: John is flying a plane for some reason and Patrick may be involved in trying to bring the plane down.

Meanwhile, John and Marlena finished making out, with John dropping the line "Maybe I should put this on autopilot. And Marlena replying "I like it better when you fly manual." Then their plane starts malfunctioning.


There's a fun new eye patch character on the show.

He drops a line that only a one-eyed guy could drop. One of the best "Days" lines I've ever heard.


"I'm only bearded because my terrible depth perception is killer on shaving."


Did Patrick knock up Hope? Hope as in "BO" and Hope?

No. It looks like Bo is the father, but Hope thinks Patrick is the baby daddy.

But is she about to find out the truth?

Bo doesn't know baby-daddy drama, but he does know Patrick is up to no good.

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